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A New Monster Appears!

 

<Meanwhile elsewhere, Ryuu and Slendy are able to obtain the materials needed for home schooling, something Ryuu wishes she didn’t have to do.  Upon hearing her discuss the matter, an odd creature approaches them.>

 

???: Well hello there!  I hear you’re having some trouble getting your kid into a good school.  I can help you for a small price~

 

Ryuu: *looking at the small creature* …Dude, you look like a cross between an Evil Gremlin and a Good Gremlin.

 

Slendy: Gremlin?  You sure about that?  Everyone thinks he’s a Furby.

 

???: *facepalm* Do I look like I have a damn beak on my face?  Hmph! *crosses arms* At least I don’t speak a language no one can translate!

 

Ryuu: Alright, take it easy, buddy.  Who are you?

 

???: Keh, the name’s Mr. Widemouth.  I am one of many Pasta Monsters but…erm…I don’t exactly know how popular I am in the Human World to be honest, heheh…

 

Ryuu: Oh, I know you!  I read your Pasta on the CreepyPasta Wiki!

 

Slendy: Oh great, now I know why he looked familiar.

 

Ryuu: Somethin’ wrong, Slendy?

 

Slendy: Widemouth is known in the Underworld trying to make deals with monsters in exchange for being his friend.  He’s a pretty good scam artist, actually, and is also known for luring kids to his special graveyard.  Problem is, he often steals other monster’s targets, so he isn’t liked very much in our world.

 

Ryuu: That true, Widemouth?

 

Widemouth: *ears lower* …Y-yes…it’s true.  B-but, I’m not trying to scam you, heheh!  Some of the Underworld knows who you are by now, even if you don’t know everyone there.

 

Ryuu: *interested* Hmm, okay, what DO you know about me then?

 

Widemouth: Your name is Ryuu Tsutsuji; you’re possessed by Sonic.exe although you still retain free will; you can use some of his powers; you live with Slenderman, Loneliness the Eevee, Sonic.exe, Jeff the Killer, Laughing Jack, and recently Foxy; you and LJ have a Star Child…umm…*tries to think*

 

Ryuu: 0.o Dayum, am I really THAT well known?  Sh-should I be worried?

 

Widemouth: Not really.  Most of the monsters know not to really mess with you since you can deliver your own blows without Sonic.exe’s aid.

 

Ryuu: Good to know, although some still try.  So anyway, you mentioned you have ideas for a school Altair can go to?

 

Widemouth: That’s right.

 

Slendy: Hold on, how do we know you won’t try to take him?

 

Widemouth: *gives Slendy a look that says “Really?”*

 

Slendy: …Nevermind.

 

Ryuu: Well if he’s got ideas, it can’t hurt to listen to him.  How about you come back with us, Widemouth?

 

Widemouth: Really?  You’ll give me a shot?

 

Ryuu: Hey, you’ve already stated why not too many monsters screw with me.  Plus, if I’m THAT well known, then everyone, including you, should know my protective nature.  C’mon, let’s get going.

 

Widemouth: {This girl…is it true she can really sense something in us?}  You got it, Ryuu!

 

<Once back at the house, they see Frankie’s Car parked a bit too strangely.  Ryuu starts to get a bad feeling.  When the trio exists the car and enters the house, they find the house a total mess.  Ryuu’s anger causes the mask to react, now being in its half state.>

 

Ryuu: LAUGHING JACK!

 

Widemouth: !!! {Holy crap!}

 

Slendy: *face-tentacle* {Dear lord, the hell happened this time?}

 

Altair: *peeks over the wall* {Uh-oh…} *comes out* Heheheh, hi Momma.  Back so soon?

 

Ryuu: Altair, son, where’s your father?

 

Slendy: *trying to keep from laughing* {Why am I finding this so funny all of a sudden?}

 

Altair: Uh, uhm, well, uh…heheheh…*an ear droops*

 

Widemouth: Kid, I think you better tell Ryuu what’s up before her mask reaches its full state.

 

<Altair can’t keep himself contained and in one breath talking as fast as possible, quickly explains what happened at Chuck E Cheese, revealing the place came under attack from Pinkamena and how she was defeated.  Ryuu gets a rather psychotic look on her face, not wanting so much to kill the guys, but more wanting to strangle the pink pony.  Altair then reveals the guys are actually hiding in the house somewhere, knowing for a fact that not only would faking a scene not work, but that what occurred at the playground might leave them “half a man”.>

 

Ryuu: Well, it won’t be hard to find them.  *gets louder* Because with the mask even in its half state, I can sense your pricks very well!  You better come out before I find you!

 

<THUMP!>

 

Slendy: That came from upstairs.

 

Frankie: (from upstairs) Dammit Will!  She probably heard that!

 

Will: (from upstairs) And I’m pretty sure she can hear you, smartass.

 

Frankie: (from upstairs) *realization* …Shit!  *calls down* Alright, you win.  Although Jack won’t be too easy to find.

 

Ryuu: *walks to the stairs* Oh really?  He doesn’t have a lot of places to hide here.

 

Will: *appears at the top* Because he’ll teleport from one spot to the next.

 

Ryuu: No he won’t.

 

All the Guys: Huh?

 

<Using Sonics powers, she sends a small aura-like blast throughout the house.  A loud crash confirms LJ’s location being in the basement.  Everyone rushes into the cellar, and finds a knocked out clown with swirls for eyes lying on top of several boxes.  Slenderman flicks Ryuu on the head as he goes over to fish out LJ.

 

Moments later back upstairs, the place now straightened up thanks to a certain clown’s magic, the group sits down with Mr. Widemouth as he pulls out a few papers from a suitcase he made appear.>

 

Widemouth: So as you can see here, I’ve managed to locate a few good and safe schools for Altair to attend in the Underworld.  As long as he does well in his classes and stuff, they’ll allow for him to pass and carry on like a normal school boy.  You can also visit them too if you’d like, Ryuu.

 

Will: *takes one of the papers* Hey, I’ve seen a couple of these around town.  One of them is close to the Institution.

 

Frankie: I’ve heard of a few of these.  This one’s supposed to be pretty decent.

 

Slendy: These actually aren’t bad selections, Mr. Widemouth.  I’m impressed.

 

Ryuu: Regardless, I’d still like to check them out.  How about you boys?

 

Laughing Jack: If you wanna check them out, then I’m all for it.  Some of these really are good schools.  How about you, Slinky?

 

Altair: Yeah, I wanna check ‘em out myself.  Will I really fit in with these?

 

Widemouth: I’d say so.  Nothing but monsters go here, but don’t let their human looks fool you.  Whenever you guys want, I can take you to whichever one you want to check out.  All you need to do is use this item. *hands Ryuu a small tan flute*

 

Ryuu: Is it a flute?

 

Widemouth: Yes it is.  All you need to do is just simply blow into it, and I’ll respond.  It might take me a bit to arrive, but I move as fast as I can!

 

Ryuu: Sounds like a fair deal to me.  Alright, we’ll talk about which ones we wanna check out after Altair gets some home schooling.  We need to see which grade will suit him best.

 

Widemouth: In that case, I wish you guys luck.  I should be on my way for now.

 

Altair: Where you going?

 

Widemouth: I have someone I need to scam for good reason.  They uh, cheated me out of one of my prized possessions.  I’ll catch you guys later!

 

Ryuu: Let me help you out.

 

<Ryuu walks Widemouth to the front as Will and Frankie stand on either side of LJ.>

 

Will/Frankie: “Slinky”?

 

Laughing Jack: What?  Ryuu didn’t want it as a real name, and the kid decided on Altair ‘cause he wanted to pick.  But Ryuu did say I could use it as a nickname!

 

<The both of them look at each other.>

 

Will: Is it me, or did spending time here with Ryuu really make him soft?

 

Frankie: Hey, it could be worse.  At least all of our characters are kept in-character for the most part.

 

Will: True—wait, what?

 

Altair: *laughing* Fourth Wall Breakage!
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Hey look everyone, it's Mr. Widemouth!  And I don't mean the one from the comic "Pasta Monsters"; the original artworks have him looking more like a Gremlin to me instead of a Furby.  Although because I really don't know what to do for his personality, I'm simply borrowing from what I saw in the comic.  I did actually read his Pasta, that much is true, but he's like one of those kinds of characters where you can't get a grasp on their personality, y'know?

The Creeps Boys hiding...yeah, don't ask, I'm not even sure at this point.  I couldn't think of anything else than them trying to create a scene where it looked like something bad occurred, but it failed.  LJ's incredible ideas, lol.

Don't worry, the FNaF2 Arc will be coming at some point, I just don't know exactly when.

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