CreepyPasta Randomness|FNaF Night 1

Five Nights at Freddy’s: Night 1

<It’s late afternoon, nearly evening.  Jeff and Ryuu are versing each other in Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3, with both clearly matched.  LJ, Sonic.exe, and Loneliness watch on, the hedgehog getting too into the match when Slenderman walks in.  He calls out to the two, but they don’t hear him.  Just before either Ryuu or Jeff could deliver a death blow, Slendy pulls the plug, gaining their attention.>

Ryuu: NYAAA!  Dammit Slendy, I was about to win!

Jeff: As if!  I was gonna win!

Slendy: Enough you two.  *hands them papers* I have good news; I got you two a job~!

Ryuu: *taking her papers* Um…Slendy…you know for a fact I cannot go out and get a job of any kind, right?

Jeff: *reading the papers* Freddy Fazzbear’s Pizzeria? *rage face* A SECURITY GUARD?!  Are you out of your mind!?

Slendy: Shouldn’t be any different from how we guard Ryuu every day.

Ryuu: {Hold on, they’re guarding me, what?!}

Jeff: If we’re guarding Ryuu, then why did we let Pinkamena through on the 4th of July?

Laughing Jack: It was a forced invite on her part.  If there’s a party, she’s there regardless.

Jeff: Either way, this is stupid.  And I have a job, just like you!

Slendy: You could use something else.

Ryuu: *reading through* Whoa whoa, back up!  A graveyard shift?  Slendy, what the f*ck?  You know I can’t work at night!  How am I supposed to sleep and function the next day?

Slendy: You’re smart, you’ll figure it out.

Ryuu: *unamused glare* F*ck you…

<Awkward silence…>

Slendy: You kids start tonight.

Both: WHAT?!

<After an unsuccessful snooze, Jeff and Ryuu are woken up by Slendy and arrive at the pizzeria by midnight.  They head to the security office, groggy and irritated, sit in the only chairs there, but notice there is a third.  Someone else enters the room, and to their surprise, it’s Drew.>

Ryuu: Drew?  What are you doing here?

Drew: Gary got me hired at this place.  What about you guys?

Jeff: Slendy.  Friggin’ bastard.

Drew: Oh he would, wouldn’t he? *notices Ryuu doing something* …What are you doing?

Ryuu: *slipping into a Dragonite Onesy costume* I’m cold, I’m tired, and we’re the only ones here, so why the f*ck not?

Drew: *whispers to Jeff* She’s more than tired, isn’t she?

Jeff: *whispers back* Slendy practically forced her into the car when she didn’t get out of bed.

<The phone rings.  An unnamed man explains to the trio what they are to do until 6am: check the cameras to make sure nothing happens to the four animatronics (Bonnie the Rabbit, Chica the Chicken, Freddy the Bear, and Foxy the Pirate Fox), shut the doors only when needed, and to conserve power as much as possible.  When he hangs up, all three think this’ll be easy as pie.  That is, until Bonnie moves from his position.  Ryuu slips in and out of Dreamland while the boys start to panic when Chica starts moving around.  Ryuu is startled awake when the boys scream in horror when they check the left door’s blindspot and shut the door.>

Jeff: Holy shit dude!  That guy wasn’t kidding when he said those things had a Free Roaming Mode!

Drew: How was he able to move so fast?!

Jeff: I think he can teleport!  Oh my god…this is like dealing with four SCP-173s at once!

Ryuu: *growls* F*ck this!

Boys: Huh?

<Angered, Ryuu stands up and walks out of the office through the right door.  The boys are too terrified to follow as they watch her through the cameras.  She follows the map while lighting her way with the flashlight in her cell phone and heads for the kitchen; the one room where only audio can be heard.  The girl looks around and spots the fridge.  She opens the door and doesn’t find a whole lot there.  Oblivious to the danger, Ryuu digs out a few strawberries hidden within the fridge, along with some Cool Whip.

From the boys’ standpoint as they hold onto each other in fear, it looks as if Chica is about to enter the kitchen.  To their relief, she walks straight past it.  When Ryuu finishes her snack, she decides to go and explore, much to the boys’ dismay.  She finds her way to Pirate Cove and peeks behind the curtain…Foxy is there, but doesn’t appear to be awake.  Tired as hell, she slips in and lies down on the silent animatronic.>

Drew: OH MY GOD NO, RYUU GET OUT OF THERE!

Jeff: *checks the left door* Oh good, Bonnie’s not there…*opens the door*  Is she still at Pirate Cove?

Drew: Yes!  We need to get her out of there!

Jeff: Don’t look at me!

Drew: But you’re a CreepyPasta!  You KILL!

Jeff: Hey, I’ve seen some crazy shit since I went insane, but all of that has NOTHING on this!  I don’t wanna be stuffed in a Freddy suit! *sees the camera* WHERE’S THE BEAR?!

Drew: *looks at the camera* AAAAHH!!  HE’S GONE! *checks the right door* AAAGGHH CHICA! *shuts the door*

Jeff: Wait, where’s Peter Cottontail?  *sees the Freddy Poster isn’t the same as before* W-what happened to the poster?

Drew: Wait, it changed?  *squints* It looks like a close-up of--*gets cut off*

???: Iiiiit’ssss meeeee…

<The boys, freaked out of their minds, slowly turn around and see a limp Golden Freddy sitting on the desk.>

Both: AAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!

<Meanwhile, in Pirate Cove, Ryuu enjoys a peaceful slumber, having made herself comfortable on the silent animatronic.  Hearing the screams quite well, Foxy’s eyes light up with life, but finds he can’t move.  He looks down, finding the sleeping girl.  However, her Dragonite costume has him confused; is she an animatronic or a human?>

Foxy:…This…is a bit too strange…*hears the screaming* They’re coming closer!

<Confused thinking Ryuu is either an animatronic or a kid in a costume, Foxy carefully moves her aside not waking her.  The boys enter Pirate Cove, to which Foxy responds by chasing them away, swinging his hook hand.>

Ryuu: *opens an eye* {Heheheh…perfect payback…  Good try Slendy, but I already knew about this place.  Question is…} *yaaawwwwnnn* {…Question is…did you know…that I knew?} *falls back asleep*

<Having just narrowly escaped Foxy, the boys close both the doors and huddle together in fear.>

Drew: HOLY SHIT!  That thing is protecting her?  The hell is going on?!

Jeff: Hey Drew, I just thought of something.

Drew: What?

Jeff: Did you ever think, that maybe, this is Ryuu’s way of paying you back for pissing her off recently?

Drew:…I swear if this is, I’m gonna kill her myself!

<A different noise is heard outside the left door.>

Drew: What was that?

Jeff: *goes to open the door* THE HELL?!

Ticci Toby: Hi guys!

Drew: Toby?  W-what are you doing here?

Ticci Toby: Oh uh, I work here during the morning hours.  Weird, right?

Jeff: Hold up!  What do you mean “morning hours”?

Ticci Toby: It’s 6am.  Your shift is over.

Both: ALREADY?!

<The boys look on the cameras and find the animatronics back in place.  Ryuu emerges from the curtains, goes into a stretch, and looks at her phone.  Seeing it’s 6:05am, she decides to head for the front doors where Slendy waits.  Jeff and Drew are dumbfounded, but decide not to try and make sense of the situation.  They too head for the front doors.>

Slendy: Ah, there you two are.  So, how was the first night?  It looks like Ryuu caught up on some sleep.

Jeff: Uh…can we talk?

Drew: I NEVER WANNA SET FOOT IN THERE AGAIN!  We were almost killed like…A BUNCH OF TIMES!

Jeff: Yeah, what he said.  Those robots tried killing us throughout the night!

Slendy: *tilts head* Really?  If that’s true then, why doesn’t she look freaked out?

Both: BECAUSE HER DRAGONITE SUIT CONFUSED THEM!

Slendy:…I think you two just fell asleep and had a nightmare.  C’mon, time to go home.

Jeff: *trying to make speaking noises, but only sighs and facepalms* I so quit this bullshit.

Drew: This so is not worth $120 a week!