CreepyPasta Randomness|Ryuu's Birthday Bash! Pt1

Ryuu’s Birthday Bash!

<Earlier in the week…>

Laughing Jack: *lying in bed* So, Gummi Bear, anything you looking for on your birthday?

Ryuu: *changing into pj’s* No, not really.  Just hopin’ to get the three things I asked for: Azure Striker Gunvolt, DragonBall Xenoverse, and a wood burning kit.

Laughing Jack: *dumbfounded look* That’s it?  *questionable smirk* You sure you don’t want anything “special”?

Ryuu: *about to join LJ* Okay, you’re up to somethin’.  I can see the gears turning in your head.

Laughing Jack: *puts hands up in surrender* Hey easy, I’m not gonna jump out of a cake or anything!  No, I know how pissed you’d get if I pulled that.

Ryuu: Alright good.  *lies next to him* …Why don’t I trust you?

Laughing Jack: You’re killing me, Ryuu, stop it.

Ryuu: Maybe I feel like doing that :3

Laughing Jack: Heheheh, would a certain dragon be in the mood?

Ryuu: *turns over* See you in the morning.

Laughing Jack: >.< OH COME ON!

Ryuu: {And Ryuu wins~}

<A few days before her birthday…>

Slendy: Wait, are you serious?  That’s all she’s looking for?

Laughing Jack: Pretty much.  *sigh* It’s too bad she’s not a kid; I’d get her everything on the list!

Jeff: Pedo.

Laughing Jack: EXCUSE ME, JEFFERY?!  If you’re not careful, I’ll turn you into a “Jenny”!

Sonic.exe: Guys, easy.  Hey, we can still throw her an awesome party.  Nowadays, Ryuu just isn’t into a lot of the things out there, mostly because there’s nothing out there.  And I agree with her on that one…  But we can still get her things she likes.

Foxy: Like what?  *looks at LJ* Besides candy.

Sonic.exe: Well she likes soaps and body lotions, aromatic things like scented candles, plushies, certain anime and manga, things for her car that she can “pimp it” with—

Altair: What about jewelry?

Slendy: Actually, while she likes jewelry, it isn’t at the top of her most favorite things.  She’s got quite a bit, but she never really wears it, unless she plans on looking nice when she goes out.

Altair: Guess Momma isn’t very girly, huh?

Laughing Jack: Hahaha, no not really.  She’s a bit of a tomboy, but she still tries to do feminine things if she can.  Plus you see it come out in certain situations.

Foxy: Either way, it sounds like there’s enough things we can all get her.

Loneliness: Yeah, she likes plenty of things, so we’re golden!

Slendy: In that case, Altair, Loneliness, Foxy, how about you three work as a team and find something nice?

Altair: I’m in!  How about you guys?

Foxy: Sure!

Loneliness: Totally!

Slendy: Good.  Hmm, we’ll still need decorations and cake.  Did she mention what kind of cake?

Sonic.exe: I think she wants an ice cream cake.

Laughing Jack: {Yup, won’t be popping out of that anytime soon…}  Do you think we should do a theme to make it more fun?

Loneliness: Oh I think she’ll like that!  She loves themes!

Jeff: A theme?  How old is she?

Laughing Jack: Jeff, Jeff, one is never too old for a theme party!  Though we should keep it simple.  Hmm…what would be a good theme?

Altair: …How about a creature theme?

Laughing Jack: *bursts into laughter* I don’t think so!

Altair: Why not?  We could do dragons, and spirits, and zombies, and---ohhhh…right, Uncle Frankie wouldn’t like that.

Loneliness: Well maybe we’re on the right track.  We could do a Mythical Creature theme.  That way, Frankie wouldn’t have to be the zombie; he could be something else like…liiiiiiiike…um…oh, he could be a chimera!

Laughing Jack: A chimera! *falls back laughing* Holy shit that’s brilliant, hahahaha!!!

Slendy: Ugh, no I don’t think---wait, wait, I have an idea!  And with some help, we could pull it off!

Jeff: Well out with it.

Slendy: We’ll do a MegaMan Theme Party!  It’s perfect!  There are tons of characters to choose from, and Frankie wouldn’t be offended!

Foxy: I like it!

Altair: Yeah!  But, who’s gonna be who?

Slendy: *looks at Sonic* I think we can figure that out.

Sonic.exe: Oho, no problemo, senior Slenderman!  …That was a really bad Spanish Accent; I think I just offended all the Spanish people out there, hahaha!

<The night before the party…>

Laughing Jack: *getting everyone else invited on Skype* Okay, I got Nightmare Moon!  We’re all set for the plans!

Slendy: Good.  Okay everyone, we’ll need to keep Ryuu busy somehow so she doesn’t find out.

Frankie: Where is she now?

Slendy: Upstairs trying to sleep; her stomach’s been acting up again so she should fall asleep relatively fast.  Plus, with her needing a fan and the radio, she won’t hear us.

Widemouth: In that case, let’s hurry and discuss the plans!  I already got her an awesome gift, and I’m pretty excited to give it to her.

Altair: Oh yeah?  What did you get her?

Widemouth: Not until the next part of this series, kiddo.

Altair: Awwww!

Slendy: Anyway, with the theme all set up thanks to Sonic’s digging, I have a list of who she thinks you guys would be in the MegaMan X Universe.  Quite some interesting choices actually, though I needed to change hers and Jack’s for the sake of the X4 storyline.

Nightmare Moon: Would you like me to send out everyone’s costumes now?  With everyone here on Skype, I can sense your locations.

Will: I don’t see why not.  I’m curious to see who I got.

Slendy: Go on, Nightmare Moon.

<Nightmare Moon teleports everyone’s costumes, adding in she kept them simple enough so they can be worn and removed with ease.  A few open their boxes now.>

Frankie: Ohoho, nice!  I like this one!

Rainbow Factory Dash: Oh, this one looks cool!  And it’s a Pegasus!  Sweet!

Will: Hm?  Which character is this?

Jeff: Oh my god, are you serious?

Sonic.exe: Hahahaha, actually that was my idea!

Slendy: Alright, so we all have our costumes.  Now for the plan.  Who can get here early enough to help with the decorations while a couple others go grab the cake?

<May 22^nd, Ryuu’s Birthday>

Ryuu: *in the barn* I know the others want to keep me busy so they can prepare everything.  You sure you don’t mind, Dark Link?

Dark Link: Nah, I don’t mind.  Although I’m surprised you’re letting Ben join in.  I thought you hated him.

Ryuu: I do, but I tend to call truces with him every now and then.  Plus, Ben keeps Jeff from doing something stupid.

Dark Link: True.  So, after this, what do you plan on doing?

Ryuu: Hahaha, get cleaned up.  I’ll teleport to the Candy Cabin and take care of things there.  Plus, Jack said there was a small surprise waiting for me there.

Dark Link: {Must be the costume.}  Alright then, sounds like a plan.