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Ryuu’s Birthday Bash Pt4

 

<The team effort of Widemouth, Foxy, and interestingly, Sally.exe, together they cook all kinds of food, from Chinese Food to certain Japanese Dishes to things others would actually eat like homemade fries and smoothies; the tiny house kitchen is turned into a working kitchen with food going in and out, being brought outside and placed on a large table spread.  The food is a hit, regardless of what it is.

 

As the afternoon starts to close in, Slendy decides it’s time for cake and presents.  Ryuu is kept distracted until Foxy comes out carrying the cake with two number candles (25) lit up.  Some of the others start singing the Happy Birthday song as the cake is placed on the table and Ryuu walks up to it.  Once the song ends, she blows out the candles.>

 

Altair: Yay, cake! *is about to dive in*

 

Ticci Tobi: *holds him back* Whoa, hold on there, Al.  You can’t just dive in like that.  Didn’t you learn that guests don’t normally have the first slice?

 

Altair: *ears lower* Oh…yeah…

 

Ryuu: *giggles* It’s okay, Tobi.  He’s still learning a few things here till we can find a school for him over the summer.

 

Slendy: *having cut the first slice* I’ll take control cutting the cake.  I want to make sure everyone gets an equal size piece.  Here Ryuu, this one’s yours. *hands it to her*

 

Ryuu: *takes it* Thanks, Slendy.  How about Altair gets the second piece?

 

Drew: *jokingly* Aw what?  You mean I don’t get the second piece?

 

Gary: No, you don’t.  But I get the whole rest of it!

 

Ryuu: Yeah, nice try.

 

Slendy: *hands the second piece to Altair* With how you two are acting, you’ll be lucky to get the leftover frosting.

 

<Everyone laughs.>

 

Kitten: Come on you guys, be nice.  It’s Ryuu’s birthday.

 

Drew: I’m being nice!

 

Twilit: *receiving her piece* If that’s true, why am I getting the third slice?

 

Drew/Gary: The hell?

 

Slendy: If any of you want a piece, just line up!

 

Sonic.exe: *teleports over* I think I’m next~

 

Drew: Grrr!!!

 

Foxy: *getting mad* HEY!  DON’T turn this into a competition!

 

Ryuu: *facepalm* Oy vay.

 

<With only a good number wanting a piece, Slendy uses his own magic to make sure the rest of it stays cold so it doesn’t melt.  Pretty soon, those that brought gifts head back inside and bring them out.  Ryuu is amazed at how many people brought gifts, having not seen so many since her younger days.  But all too soon, the group starts to argue over which gift she should open first.>

 

Ryuu: {Well, I expected as much.}  Alright guys, we’ll make this easy.  Family and close friends first.

 

Rainbow Factory Dash: Eh, fair enough.

 

Altair: Momma, open mine first!  It’s the most awesome!

 

Ryuu: Alright then.  Hand it over.

 

Altair: *brings it over* Happy Birthday!

 

Ryuu: Oh wow, it’s pretty big.  *opens it up* Oh my god!  It’s that round fluff ball kitsune plush I saw at the toy store in the mall!

 

Altair: I heard you were eyeing it each time you walked by.

 

Ryuu: Hahaha, this is awesome!  Thanks, Altair.

 

Altair: *grins happily*

 

Foxy: Hey um, since I’m kind of a kid too, can I go next?

 

Ryuu: I don’t see why not.

 

<With the family going first, Foxy is second in line.  He got her a Twilight Woods scented Shower Gel and Body Lotion.  Jack prefers to go last, knowing his gift is special, allowing Sonic.exe to go next; he got her a shirt made that has a troll face and reads “Problem, officer?”.  Needless to say, the other house members go next before moving on to her close friends outside the home, and then those over the internet.  She had received all kinds of things ranging from plushies to clothes to bath stuff, and things for the cabin.

 

Ryuu adores all her gifts, but is concerned when Jack has yet to give his.  However, before he does, he and Frankie (keep in mind, they are dressed as Zero and Colonel, respectively) break into a “musical skit”, reciting lyrics from a certain song…>

 

Laughing Jack: ~Saturday morning jumped out of bed

And put on my best suit.

Got in my car and raced like a jet

All the way to you.

Knocked on your door with my heart in my hand

To ask you a question

‘Cause I know that you’re an old-fashioned bro, yeah.

 

Can I have your sister for the rest of my life?

Say yes, say yes, ‘cause I need to know~

 

Frankie: ~I say you’ll never get my blessing till the day I die

Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is no.~

 

Laughing Jack: ~Why you gotta be so rude?

Don’t you know I’m human too?

Why you gotta be so rude *looks at Ryuu*

I’m gonna marry her anyway~

 

Ryuu: Wut?

 

Laughing Jack: *makes his way to her* ~Marry that girl

Marry her anyway

Marry that girl

Yeah, no matter what you say

Marry that girl

And we’ll be a family…~

*in front of her/gets down on one knee presenting a small box*

 

Ryuu: *confused* The hell is this?

 

Laughing Jack: Heheheh, isn’t it obvious, my little dragon?  *opens the box revealing a beautiful dragon-shaped ring* I want you to make me a happy clown…and be mine.

 

Ryuu: *completely stunned*

 

<Suddenly, everyone erupts shouting “Say yes!”.  A stunned Ryuu isn’t sure at all how to respond till her eyes start to tear up; the answer becomes clear when she nods, unable to speak.  With everyone starting to cheer, Jack stands up and slips the ring on her finger.  With that, he bends back down so they can kiss.

 

The rest of the night carries on with the celebration, everyone having a good time and going nuts over the fact Jack had proposed and Ryuu accepted.  With it eventually getting late, a lot of the others head home with a couple staying overnight, being either too exhausted or too drunk to get themselves home safely.  Ryuu and Jack have left for the cabin in order to spend time together.  The both of them are lying in bed cuddling, with Click playing on the tv.>

 

Ryuu: *snuggled up/looking at the ring* I’m still having trouble believing this is actually happening.  Hahaha, I never would have expected this.

 

Laughing Jack: I couldn’t think of any better gift.  Plus, we’ve been together long enough, right?  I couldn’t wait anymore.

 

Ryuu: Hmm…my concern is who would actually give me away at the wedding.

 

Laughing Jack: *chuckles* Oh you have plenty of time to think about that.  We still need to figure all that stuff out anyway.

 

Ryuu: True.

 

Laughing Jack: …Wanna have a little fun?

 

Ryuu: I’m kinda tired, Jack.

 

Laughing Jack: Oh come on!

 

Ryuu: {Lol, smut-free series~}
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Oh thank god, the last part's up!

This one I actually just made today while the others were made during the week.  This one actually DOES NOT REFLECT ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE.  In reality, I went out with Kitten and her hubby to Red Robin, perused the mall, and walked through Toys R Us.  That's it.  I'm still single...sadly enough.  I just ran with the idea 'cause I thought, "I am never gonna make LJ's proposal any better than it is now".  I'm thinking of doing a "Remember How We Met" Arc so that'll explain things.

But holy freaking crap, I'm glad this is all done.  Now I can focus on other stuff!

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Ender: *teleported* aye aye aye why does Dark always do this hmm *sits down on a party stool* where did this come from?

Riptile:*duck taped* mmm

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